Referring back to the pregnancy tests from Mama A's Wednesday blog, I actually have three that I'll never use and would love to give away. I don't even want to look at them, they give me nightmares. I've peed on two pregnancy tests in the past two years, and as luck - or whatever - would have it, they both came back positive. I'm now the proud mother of a 9 month old, and am 5 months pregnant with baby #2, I am getting my tubes tied immediately, on the delivery table) So honestly, I will give these pregnancy tests away to anyone, for free. I will mail them to you, or stealthily deliver them if you are in any way embarrassed (I could put them in a pizza box? a heart-shaped candy box? a little white bag labeled 'birth control' ha ha now that would be ironic) and if you are grounded I will even drive them to your house and you can lower a little rope down from your bedroom window. I hope the test results have the answer you were hoping for.
Friday, February 27, 2009
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